Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School.
Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called
on her while she was napping, ”Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?” When Mary didn’t stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. ”God Almighty !” shouted Mary and the teacher said, ”Very good” and Mary fell back to sleep. A while later the teacher asked Mary, ”Who is our Lord and Savior?” But Mary didn’t even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. ”Jesus Christ!” shouted Mary and the teacher said, ”Very good,” and Mary fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, ”What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?” And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, ”If you stick that damn thing ... Read More
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Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math
problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question..
“Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot
one with your gun, how many would be left ?”
“None.”, replied Johnny. “’cause the rest would fly away.”
“Well, the answer is four,” said the teacher.
“But I like the way you are thinking.”
Little Johnny said, “I have a question for you now. If there were
three women eating ice cream cones in a shop, one licking her cone,
the second biting her cone, and the third one sucking her cone, which
one is married?
Well,” said the teacher nervously, “I guess the one sucking the cone?”
“No,” said Little Johnny, “the one with the wedding ring on her
finger.
But I like the way you are thinking..
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One day little Johnny comes home from school and his mom asks him how his day was.
He replies, “Mom, today I had sex with the teacher!”
Immediately she was angry. She said, “just wait ’till your dad gets home, he’s going to be very mad at you. Go to your room!”
So the boy goes to his room and finally his dad is home and comes up to the room. The boy tells his dad and the dad is proud of the boy.
“Great job son! How old are you 12? 13? How about we go down to the store and get that shiny red bicycle you wanted?”
So, they go to the store and the dad buys the bike for his son. Then he says, “well Johnny, do you want to ride the bike home?”
The boy answers, ” No, that’s okay Dad, My ass is still sore!“
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